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27 May 12 at 11 pm

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The best 10 bucks I ever spent was on this real cute hooker named Eyelashes. We spent the whole night throwing toilet paper on the president’s crib and then spent two years behind bars on an uncharted island in the Pacific. We managed to break out, and now we’re happily married. In fact, our beautiful baby boy who we named “the clap” just turned one last week. <3 So voila- the best 10 bucks I ever spent.  

“Just pretend that I never called you.”

…okay :/

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25 May 12 at 7 pm

repose:

(one hundred and forty-three) (by Katherine Rucker)

repose:

(one hundred and forty-three) (by Katherine Rucker)
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25 May 12 at 7 pm

Pas besoin de lunettes noires pour te cacher, personne te reconnait.”

tags: moi  yelle 
&#8220;Pas besoin de lunettes noires pour te cacher, personne te reconnait.&#8221;

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When someone changes their Url and Icon at the same time

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